Hated
- Not being able to poop
- Charlie Horses waking me up in the morning
- Heartburn, mostly after lunch
- Nausea in the mornings
- Insomnia (only mildly though)
- Having to pee every hour
- Not having a steady flow of pee from month four - end (trickled)
- Not being able to drink coffee without guilty complex kicking in
- Not being able to take ibuprofen for arthritic knees
- Did I mention the no-poop thing?
- Not looking pregnant for five months and instead looking like a bloated doughnut-hoarder
- Not being able to reach my feet
- No seeing my ho-ha for two months
- Unsolicited advice came from every angle
Liked
- People were way friendly to me
- Everyone opened doors, let me cut lines
- I could use the bathroom anywhere I went
- People would strike up conversations with me everywhere
- I got free cookies at sandwich shops
- Feeling the baby move in the third trimester
- Pushing on one side of the belly and having the baby push back
- Sudden bursts of energy and love for everyone and everything
- That I can eat whatever I feel like eating (meaning sweets and stuff) without feeling guilty about getting fat
- BIG BOOBS
- Wearing bikini bottoms that cover my fat and blaming it on the baby bump
- Being crabby and having an excuse you can't argue with
- My husband cleans more and gets me water
- BIG BOOBS!!!!
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